I ALWAYS KNEW DOCTOR WHO WOULD BE THE DEATH OF ME
i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it
LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM
(Source: teambeentohell, via timeladysmindpalace)
A list of things that do not offend people
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•why are all the dots black you fucking racist
(via jegus-take-the-prndl)
GUYS AT WORK WE WERE DOING A GLASS PAINTING PROJECT AND MY DESIGN WAS THIS
PLOT TWIST:
THATS GALLIFREYAN FOR “FUCK BITCHES, GET MONEY.”
PLOT TWIST 2: IT’S GONNA BE ON DISPLAY IN MY CITY’S ART GALLERYHALP
this is my most reblogged text post
why
hahaha can you imagine the doctor strolling into that city art gallery and doing a double take at that
(Source: girlwithg0ldeyes, via the-box-of-tomatoes-fairy)
ALL THE GERMANS ARE LIKE BUFF MENLY MEN GRRRRR
And then there’s Austria
i would bring up liechtenstein but i mean come on she could probably beat his ass into the ground
there is iced tea all over my bed and in my lungs. thank you.
#and then sherlock went and protected him
Excuse me while I go sob in a corner
(via herscreweduphead)
i have seen everything i need to see before i die
I FOTGOT HOW TO DOLPHINWHO THE HELL BROUGHT FIN FIN ALONG
WHO THE HELL BROUGHT FIN FIN ALONG
(Source: multitudeofgifs, via carcinog3n3ticist)
No, you don’t understand.
This actually happens.
We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was full, and it’s about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses station having a break and we’re all talking and having a laugh and then all of a sudden this kids heart monitor just goes CRAZY.
So we call the code and I grab the crash cart and about 6 of us just take off running down the hall and we bust in the room and this kid is just sitting there with his hand around his junk looking MORTIFIED.
So we just sort of backed out of the room quietly, walked calmly to the stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown.
It was the funniest shit ever.
Omigod so many nurses have told me stories like these.
(Source: textsfromwhedonverse, via carcinog3n3ticist)
“This is an alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing His father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker. “
hold the phone.
yes
wow
I’m sorry but this is the best idea for an AU I have ever seen in the history of my life
(via swagrosnitram)
